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* Monday, May 09, 2005 *

2個圈戒毒

有兩個毒販子被警察抓住,警察說:「你們兩個有兩條路選擇:第一,坐牢第二,去勸服你們的顧客戒毒。」一個星期後,兩個毒販子同時找到那個警察彙報情況。第一個毒販子說:「我勸服了34個人。」警察說:「你是怎麼做到的?」毒販子回答說:「我畫了張圖,圖的內容是兩個圓圈,一個大一個小。我指著大的對他們說,這是你們吸毒之前的大腦,然後指著小的說,這是你們吸毒之後的。」警察滿意得說:「不錯不錯,你可以走了。」「那麼你呢?」警察轉過頭來問第二個毒販子:「你勸服了多少人?」毒販子回答說:「我勸服了154個人。」「天哪!你是怎麼跟你的顧客說的?」警察驚訝得說。「我用的也是那幅畫。」毒販子指了指那個兩個圓圈的圖道:「這個小的是你進監獄之前的肛門,這個大的是你進去之後的。

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